A Mechanic Assistant (Open- One person)

Akago cursed, the evil baby mastermind had just gotten a booboo. He sucked on his index finger, he had just removed a metal obstruction from one of his robots, an obstruction that one of his pathetic workers had created. He had had to shoot him dead on the spot. The cleanup was disgusting. He was so glad he had over two thousand men and women working with him on his latest project. Even if they were all bumbling buffoons only in it for the piles of cash. He sucked the blood out of his finger with a sigh, he fixed a diaper wedgie and closed the hatch to his latest weapon. The Spidopod. It was pretty ingenious if you asked him. It was his most useful machine designed purposely for field work. He just hoped he would get the time to use it eventually. But he had more pressing matters, one of his more brilliant executives in his business, Cindy Loosewick. She was beautiful, on men's standards but the baby, Akago found her absolutely repulsive. The woman in question had dark black hair tied into a bun, and was wearing a long lab coat, she had creepy looking glasses and uptight look.

"Mr. Akago." she said with a nod, she unfolded a stroller for him to enter, casually he entered the carriage and was wheeled along by the woman, who was unphased by the demeaning task of carrying her boss around in a stroller.

"Yes, Miss Loosewick. I hope that your news is more important than the development of the Spidopod." he said effectively lowering his vocabulary to an eighth grade level. It was pretty hard actually. "And if it's another problem concerning delivering pacifiers to the Arctic tell them I'll pay tenfold for all of them." the pacifier incident was another one of the things that he despised. No matter how much he wanted to quit, he couldn't get enough of it, and the workers were happy to shut him up for a while. It was like his cigar.

Cindy sighed, "No, Mr. Akago this is very important. We acquired the direct location where HERO.com and Villain.net server is located." Akago grinned, that meant that they had the exact area where all of the website information was breeding from. He could shut down the website in no time with a virus and a rocket to space. But currently he had neither, and this job would be physically demanding. Physical prowess he did not have. How would he tackle this small obstacle. His workers of course could not be trusted in the outside world, which is why he made sure each and everyone of them had no lives outside of their work, and when planes or ships arrived, they were nowhere near them, ever. "When should we proceed to infiltrate the websites satellites?"

"It will be delayed. If we wish to take over the world, we must first plot our steps, we don't want to race off the cliff do we?" he answered with is own questions. Hated dumbing down his speech it made him seem like an imbecile not just a brilliant baby. He stroked his chin envisioning a full and devilish bear to poof there. Next invention he should make, instant hair growth ray. But that was an idea for another day, first he had to find a muscleman. One that could be easily manipulated. Thousands of ideas came to mind, but he needed someone he could trust, not some random hitman off the street. Someone efficient... He needed another super. One with incredible physical abilities ready for the demanding and stressful life as a body guard for him. And of course he would look on line to find it. "Wheel me to my office, please."

The woman complied and wheeled him into a large round white room, a single window showed a view of a snowy desert. Akago liked to keep it simple and bright. It made bugs and bombs easier to detect. As he entered an X-RAY looked over him making sure he was who he looked like and searching for any weapons. A thermal scan also peered through the room just in case a worker got the idea for an uprising. He leaped off of the stroller and proceeded to his desk where he flipped open his laptop. Cindy left the room without another sound. He logged on to the internet and put an ad on the internet for a supervillain accomplice, he made sure the AD was sent from thousands of different locations so police would take a long time to find him, and even if they did he was glad that they were attacking his Antarctic fortress.

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